D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

grumpyspacetoad:

fun fact about being gay: you do all that high school emotional shit in your twenties because you didn’t get to do it in your teens

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Oh, a new Hyrule Warriors Trailer

she-wants-the-d-ratio:

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Ah yes, the Baton, I remember that weapon quite well from the classic Zelda game

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Oh and how could I forget the HD remake

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If there’s a phrase my family abuses, it’s “Mike, I need a favor”.


zohbugg:

Into The Woods First Look

I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS

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angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

daftraider:

youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

THIS EVERYONE FUCKING READ THIS NOW.

that’s not even how the saying goes anyway so

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Ugh, it’s like people don’t understand the context of that statement. If you struggle with loving yourself, what the fuck is going to happen if you date someone and they break up with you? You’re going to think you’re shitty or that you’re worthless. You’re going to wonder why they even bothered with you in the first place and you’re just going to descend into misery IF YOU DON’T LOVE YOURSELF.

That’s not to say that you need to be 100% okay with everything you do or are, but that you love yourself DESPITE the flaws. That way, you don’t NEED to find someone to complete you, instead, you find someone who lets you see MORE than you thought you were.

It’s not that you don’t deserve love unless you love yourself, it’s that other people can use and abuse you if you can’t fucking see your own self worth. Stop acting like a relationship is the end all be all of life. Stop acting like you need someone to be okay with yourself. If they fucking leave, it’s just you and if you can’t handle that, YOU are going to hurt yourself.

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thenimbus:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

And that’s the story of how Nichelle Nichols stuck with Star Trek after the first season.

H O L Y  S H I T

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